The Republican Party may have gotten its collective feelings hurt from the election, so we should take care this holiday season to give them distinctive and personally relevant Xmas gifts.
★ G.O.P. Party Mix: a colorful mix of OxyContin, meth & Viagra in a large brandy snifter
★ A personal paper shredder, useful at home and in the office
★ A book on international extradition law
★ "I'm really a Democrat" bumper sticker
★ The book "Federal Prison On $50 A Day"
★ A drug/alcohol rehab media kit
★ Audio tape of "A Book of 1000 Excuses"
★ PhotoShop graphic (8" by 10") of the giftee shaking hands with Bono, and another with an arm around Al Gore
★ T-shirt set: on the front of each is either the Enron or Halliburton logo or the Iraq flag or the G.O.P. elephant, and on the back of each it says "I'm with stupid"
★ The book "Oversight For Dummies"
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