2026 Predictions - January

U.S. Army recruiting posters will soon appear that imitate the James Montgomery Flagg iconic Uncle Sam and read "Uncle Donald wants you!"

Department of War-Mongering Secretary Hegseth will announce a mandatory military draft, including all MAGAt boys & girls under age 30.

Young MAGAts will purchase and wear T-shirts that read "I won't go! / I have bone spurs."

Mandatory conscription will begin on Uncle Donald's birthday in June.

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